So we got all this Earl Grey Tea, and we got pretty excited. We thought, how can we make our tea stand out from those other yahoo's and their run of the mill teas...
So we thought, first, let's make it USDA Organic, Certified by California Certified Organic Farmers (CCOF). Done. Next, let's make that tea Batch Tested and Verified Gluten-Free. Complete.
Then we thought, let's have a little party, to get the word on the street that our Earl Grey is the bees-nees. Sort of a galah type event, if you will. We thought of a proper location for the event, and what better backdrop then a nice harbor type setting. We did some research, and settled on Massachusetts. Nice state, good people. Harbor city in MA, of course, we came up with Boston. So we get everything ready, call all the big celebs, and right before we arrive, we remembered that little problem that happened in Boston in 1773.
Yeah, that was our bad. So no party, but hey! You still get our amazing Earl Grey tea at a great price, delivered to your door on Amazon!
PS - Yes, we just spent 40 minutes typing up a Boston Tea Party joke, and yes, we have absolutely no regrets about it.
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